Old man- 130 yards straight down the middle

Me- about to show this old man the power of Thor - slices it 240 to the right

Old man- 120 straight down the middle

Me- after a drop bc this course is bullshit and doesn\'t have 3 adjacent fairways to take advantage of my glorious slice play, tries an aggressive recovery shot over the right side bunker. Clears bunker, I\'m the fucking shit, ends up in a lake 80 yards over the green.

Old man- 110 straight down the middle, rolls into green.

Me- fifth shot after penalties, in the sand but it basically almost went in if I had a newer iron set, my 2018s are clearly holding me back. 6th shot sandstorm but it trickles to the rough, huge. 7th shot, 15 feet to the pin, green slightly sloped, better use a flop shot I saw Phil pull off three weeks back. Catches back edge of green, nice.

Old man- sinks a 10 footer for par.

Me- 8th shot, 33 foot putt...3 puts, saved an 11. \"Hope you learned something grandpa.\"